- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."
- You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom.
- You turn off the modem and get this awful, empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ... and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
- You laugh at people with 9600 baud modems.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You start introducing yourself as "John Doe at AOL Dot Com."
- All your friends have a @ in their names.
- Your cat has its own home page.
- You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
- You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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