FEB 21, 3000 |
| From: ISN#5 (isn5@hotmail.com)
Date: Monday, February 21, 2000 07:39 PM |
FEB 21, 3000 |
| Yes ladies and gentlemen, it seems that the Proving Grounds universe has exploded in the last few hours. The 3rd Minister of the Interior Free-Zone galaxy informed us that the center of the Galaxy was burning up! Don’t close your eyes just yet, what you’re reading isn't some fake news to catch your attention, Professor Mika Al-Thek confirmed to us that there was an immense surplus of hydrogen gas that was currently burning up the Free-Zone galaxy and it spread out, fast and furious. The population surrounding this zone immediately fled the area. The fireball was so huge that all the galaxies were at major risk, scientists at Manton Prime predict that in few hours the universe will be calmed down. The strength of the explosion has been heard in surrounding galaxies, even as far as the Millennium Area. Members of a few alliances had started fighting each other, and anything else they can find resulting in a constant flow of news and really keeping the pod factories busy. But all this is now history... |
| The poor guy... The popular Hero of War from Empiria galaxy in Cerebia Area got stuck on his planet due to... Snow! Yes you got it right! Wayne Jordan couldn't launch off his ship from the platform. The snow incapacitated any liftoff (the shear weight of 18 feet over a several hundred square foot area is too much for any of the new Human XLS Series Engines, which are geared more for reliability, comfort and keeping a constant speed rather then acceleration). The captain had given up and hope, and got comfortable by gathering the crew around some of the methane powered fireplaces. They were apparently toasting marshmallows, when a leak triggered a series of explosions that freed the ship from the snow cover and launched it into a death spiral which forced the mammoth ship to crash into a mountain. You can currently view the support workers and Human Search and Rescue Squads live on TV4H (TV for Humans), HBO (Human Broadcasting Organization) and HOH (Haters of Humans) as they search for survivors. The film crews from 26th Century Fox are currently making a movie with scenes of actors eating some of the dead. The made-4-TV-movie, which will be called "Non-Living" is expected to air mid-next week (yet another sloppy job by those fat-cat IK-Thorne who took over FOX Broadcasting company in their attempts to stop shaundy programming on network TV). |
| In this great era of year 3000, the new season of Racial-Kill 3000 is starting. For the new participants, this sport is 2 opposing races. It is simple.. the race that get the most kills on the other race. Here, I talk about pure killing... not mine field killing.. or not while invading planets. Only ship to ship kills. Every newspaper edition, there will be some new games that will be played on certain days and only the specified day will count. The season will last a few weeks. If a few wonder what is the purpose of killing for killing is, it is to defend the pride of your race! I hope you will accomplish your mission and defend you race with honor! There is also the possibility to win 50 million for the best Racial-Killer! And now... Lets get ready to rrrrrumble!!!! |