From: ISN
(isn_editor_3@hotmail.com) Date: Friday, January 01, 1999 02:53
PM
THIS IS
INTERSTELLAR NEWS FOR JAN 1, 2499
POST WAR ESCALATES, CLAIMS FIRST CASUALTY
The posting war between
TPB trader WARBONE and TU trader ARMAGEDDON continues to escalate as many wonder
if these two actually hate each other or are participating is some weird Thevian
mating ritual. After missing a day of posting on the Intergalactic Web Board (to
make his cool new logo), the "wrestling black-belt lacrosse ultimate fighter of
the human galaxy and everywhere else", STARBLADE, returns for more mindless
posting, often answering himself. STARBLADE has toned down his sabre rattling
since the TPB has taken several hits from DUDEMAN of TU. One trader commented,
"SPAMBLADE seems to be doing his best to back peddle now that TU is striking
back. Typical Stellar Pride politics". Protesting the senseless posts ELVIS FETT
and B1SCOTT set their jump drives to "random sector" and left the web board in
search of intelligent life elsewhere. ISN hopes they find it.
ALLIANCE LEADERS FIGHT TO GET CREEL
A fight broke out at the
Alliance Draft Conference on Mars between alliance representative wishing to
have CREEL join their ranks. Every alliance in the top 10 was there except two.
Several arrests were made for disorderly conduct and CREEL remains a unsigned
free agent.
RACE WARS THAT NEVER WERE
The Race Wars never really happened in
the RW universe. Rather alliances battled it out for several months for
domination of the universe. With only 7 days left to the end of the RW universe,
several major alliances are calling for an All-Out-War to end the game. While
many of the alliances were at peace prior to this week, this No Grudge War will
prove to be an explosive ending to the RW universe. Good Luck to everyone in RW!
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND
12/30/98 4:17:38 PM Chubbo
killed XB_70 in sector #229 12/30/98 5:59:41 PM Dude killed Chubbo in
sector #262 12/30/98 6:07:29 PM Mike Charm killed Dude in sector
#222 12/30/98 6:12:22 PM Punisher killed Mike Charm in sector
#291 12/30/98 6:32:56 PM dogg father killed Punisher in sector
#1359 12/30/98 6:55:55 PM Muse killed dogg father in sector
#847
SOCIETY PAGE
Picture of NORAD, Kind of looks like STARBOY don't you think? ;)
TONIGHT ON SMCN
EVERYBODY LOVES CREEL (Sit Com)
VIRTUAL JERRY SPRINGER: Women Who Date Robots
AT THE MOVIES
WHEN HIVEY MET SYLLY (Remake of When Harry
Met Sally)
